Ladies Ladies Ladies Bigger isn't always Better!

Ok so once again I made the trek to Ladies Night at the Urban Flats. I dragged my friend B along and said we needed to do some research. It's beginning to be the same old crowd and the same old thing. I saw bedazzled angel wings again. This time he was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt with lots of flashy metallic on it. I just don't understand the need for this clothing to be worn that so clearly assaults my eyes. I witnessed some girls behaving badly. And for once I don't mean showing the cookie. I mean girls being downright mean and nasty in the ladies room. Their behavior was beyond rude and if I hadn't been a good southern girl I might have felt the need to show them just how high my round kick can go. Ladies I know we all are in a hurry to use the two stalls this place has for the women folk. I realize the line is out the door. But I can assure for the most part women go in, do their business and hopefully wash their hands. There is no need for you to continue to knock on the door and then start singing a pee pee song as if the person in the bathroom is the age of 5. Further I am pretty sure that science is on my side and there has never been one instance where this knocking is getting the pee to come out any faster. Rude is something I have little patience for. I think everyone could do with a bit of manners. Especially in Sarasota. The night wasn't all bad. We met up with B's neighbor ,a very cute dentist. He was beyond adorable with his horrible dance moves. It tugged at my heart strings so I had to help him out a bit. I will say he was a very fast learner and by the end of the night he was passing for halfway decent on the dance floor. I will take the credit as the A plus teacher that I am but I am pretty sure he was just a good student. The evening though went way to late. My friend R was smart and pulled a fast getaway but I had the brilliant idea of closing the place down. That now makes two school nights out to play during this work week and is clearly two too many. I did make one interesting revelation that the SRQ is trying to rival Miami and Tampa for the amount of silicone enhancements. And I am not knocking them, heck one day I will be signing up for the mommy makeover with the best of them. But these ladies were trying to give porn stars a run for their money. They totally didn't fit their body. I just don't see how any person has the need to go bigger then a D... these ladies skipped the alphabet and went straight to the doubles. I guess one D wasn't good enough so they thought that double d's would be twice the fun. Instead it reminded me of that crass saying I have heard guys say way too many times... "tits on a stick". It just wasn't hot. So ladies if you are thinking of getting the girls up top.. try to keep them in check with your body proportions. In most cases I am a go big or go home kind of girl..... But in this case Bigger isn't always better....